I love you also means I love you more than anyone loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that no one loves you, or has loved you, or will love you, and also, I love you in a way that I love no one else, and never have loved anyone else, and never will love anyone else.
I love you babe.
(Source: soblatantly)
I remember how my man complains about his watch smelling like a skunk’s butt. So I’d probably give him this watch the moment we say I DO. Cheese.
Hi Baby! :* You’re the sweetest person ever! Nothings lovelier than you babe.
(Source: soblatantly)
Barney: Put on the suit Mr Mosby.
Ted: Barney, I know it’s you. Where’s my stuff?
Barney: It’s not me. If you wanna see your precious possessions again, put on the suit.
Ted: What suit?
Barney: Ding dong. Oh, what’s that? The doorbell. That’s the suit I’m talking about!
Ted: I haven’t gotten to the door yet. Barney: Oh okay, let me know when you do.
Ted: Okay, I opened it and there’s a suit there.
Barney: That’s the suit I’m talking about!
Ted: Barney!
Barney: This isn’t Barney, but I hear that guy’s awesome. Alright, listen very carefully. You will get your stuff back if you are able to complete a series of challenges. Number 1, put on the suit. Number 2, meet me at Maclarens in an hour.
Ted: How will I know who to look for, since we’ve never met?
Barney: I look like Barney.
Here’s what i did today.
Barney: Let’s see, what club should we hit first? There’s club Was, there’s Wrong…
Marshall: Uhm, those places shut douwn a long time ago…
Barney: Oh no.
Marhsall: Oh No shut down too.
Ted: There’s Where.
Jerry: Where’s Where?
Lily: Where’s where Was was, isn’t it?
Barney: No, Was wasn’t where Where was, Was was where Wrong was, right?
Jerry: Okay!
Ted: Not Okay, that place is lame.
Robin: Okay is lame? I thought Lame was a gay bar, or is that Wrong?
Marshall: That’s wrong. That’s not Wrong.
Barney: Guys, focus!
Robin: Oh, I like Focus, let’s go there!
Ted: Where?
Robin: Not Where, Focus!
Lily: I thought Focus was closed.
Barney: No, Was was closed, once Was shut down and reopened as Closed.
Marshall: So Closed is open!
Robin: No, Closed is closed.
Jerry: I don’t know… third base, right!
Robin: Ew, Third Base is all frat guys!
Lily: I’ll go any place, okay?
Ted: Not Okay! Okay is lame!
Robin: Okay is not lame, Lame is a gay bar!
Lily: Guys, shut up!
Barney: No, Shut Up shut down. I can’t believe I don’t know the clubs anymore.
Marshall: Guys, just pick a club, okay?
Ted: Not Okay!!
Everyone: Okay is lame, gay bar!
Marshall: For the record, I was in there once by accident, I’m pretty sure it’s pronounced Lamé.
Barney: It’s hopeless, isn’t it?
(Source: pondinwonderland)
